“when cats say that their bitin’ ass animated GIF tumblrs are doper than RZA Playing Chess, I’m like
, nahmean?”
“now what a lotta cats don’t know is that this Liquid Swords joint is actually an artist’s rendering of the exact moment in the legendary 1985 match when John Nunn put Alexander Beliavsky’s chess nuts on the table - just his chess nuts on the table - and BANGED them shits with a spiked Saemisch Variation.”
“word up. the rza actually ran into wilt in a japanese airport back in 1998 during the bobby digital tour. cat kept braggin’ about how he had played chess against 20,000 different women in his lifetime. son wanted to play me too, but i had to pass, nahmean’?
seriously, son? 20,000? you know stilt caught some sorta chess transmitted some shit, namsayin’?”
“don’t get it twisted, my lil’ bong-bongs. i’ve faced cats with positional styles, attacking styles, and tiger styles, nahmean’? but qbert’s hamster style was by far the illest. word is bond.”
“i got ya back but you best to watch your front, ‘cause it’s the bishops in front, they be movin’ without restrictions in terms of distance but only in a diagonal direction.”
“yes, that’s the rzarector gettin’ it in with killah priest on the set of The Office. word is bond. son squats right there in the kitchen after filming, namsayin’? what? baby pa’s career’s been 6 feet deep, nahmean’?”
“i told the ginger-wig’d shorty that i couldn’t believe she pulled out a queenside castle in that situation. but all she said was that she couldn’t believe that anyone would pull out a helly hansen visor and tommy hilfiger sweatshirt in any situation. on some FML, namsayin’?”
“old, rundown shorty was on some weird talking-to-herself type shit the whole match, namsayin’? i was buggin’ at first, but then i realized it was just a makeup-less mariah carey and it was like bong-bong.”
